Homeless Negro Adoption

Mar 11, 2011 by John

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Did I ever tell you about my perfect welcome to New York?

We’d got the train up from a small town in New Jersey, and as we emerged from the subway, coming up the last few steps and waiting to be greeted by the skyscrapers, we were met instead by this huge disheveled black guy with a big grin on his face. He was similar to that golden-voiced homeless dude in many ways, and the words he bellowed have stayed with me since:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BOYS AND GIRLS
YOU HAVE BEEN ELECTED
AND SELECTED
TO ADOPT
YOUR VERY OWN
HOMELESS NEGRO

He trailed along behind us for a good few minutes, wittering away and I was advised to ignore him. But he was quite the character and hard to ignore, and ultimately the most memorable part of the trip. And that, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls was my introduction New York City.

I was reminded of this by Andrews recent trip to NY.