The Juicy Fruit kid
Posted under: I’ve had this terrible habit for years. I’ll just come right out with it:
Hi my name’s John and I like to chew on a Juicy Fruit while drinking beer.
Scandalous, I know. My dentist would have palptations at the thought of it. The habit started off like many a teenager, not yet acquired to the taste of alchohol. I love a pint now but when I’m in the pub, I always have a packet of Juicy’s in my pocket.
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicy_Fruit:
The average age of the typical Juicy Fruit consumer is under 20, with 3- to 11-year-olds making up the heart of the business; those 20 years old and over account for 40 percent of the purchases. John Braine, aka The Juicy Fruit Kid makes up about 10 percent.
Great to discover today that they’ve written such a sexy song about me:
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Vile.
Yeah that’s the general consensus. Not entirely sure why I’m broadcasting it!
It is certainly one of your defining characteristics!!