Jo – insanely busy! But I like to contribute to a good cause. Do you just mean make the blue links purple? I’ll send you a mail tomorrow – sleepietime.

I think Xbox’s impression comes from Catholic sex education and how priests demonstrated through dirty finger signs that men’s bits were made for ladies’ bits alone.

John how busy are you at the moment? I have a giant favour to ask on behalf of breastfeeding (she said, dramatically). I need a wee bit of help with the Friends of Breasteeding blog (www.friendsofbreastfeeding.ie), it’s too blue. Will you mail me if you could purple it up for me? No worried if not. I’ll still share my crunchie maltesers with you.