Three weeks to eternal damnation

Feb 10, 2009 by John    11 Comments    Posted under: atheism

I got the email below today. I wouldn’t give this the time of day and I couldn’t be arsed retorting but for the last line; too funny not to share. It’s the fine details that separate the common garden nutjob from the full blown total nutjob. I have exactly three weeks to decide.

from	Concerned friend <RebirthofaNation@yahoo.com>
to	John Braine
date	Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 4:29 PM
subject	Contact From Your Website
You think you can insult Jesus and live to tell about it? He died for you, would do anything for you, is tryig to reach you and pull you from the emptiness, the sadness that is in your heart, yet you keep turning from Him and mocking him. He wants you to fall upon your knees and invite him into your heart before it is to late. You have exactly 3 weeks to decide. After that, you\’re fate is sealed and hell is real.

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  divot February 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm

  What on earth is that? Do you get many of those?

  I’m not sure I remember reading anything specific about Feb. 09 in the Bible, so this freakoid obviously has information that even Jesus decided not to share with us :)

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  Sharon February 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

  Oh sweet mama that is priceless! I bet you didn’t even know your heart was sad. (How can a oozy pump be sad?)
  And just 3 weeks to decide? How precise!

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  John Braine February 11, 2009 at 2:24 pm

  >Do you get many of those?

  No I kinda made it sound like that didn't I? I got one anonymous mail before though "You think you;re great with your blog… etc".

  >I'm not sure I remember reading anything specific about Feb 09.

  3rd March 09 4:29pm to be exact :) I think dragon wings will sprout from my back. Can't wait! Might ahve some kind of pagan celebration that morning.

  Hey Sharon. I hear ya! Those romantic films crack me up – when people say their heart physically aches.

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  John Braine February 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm

  “You think you;re great with your blog… etc”.

  Ahem… can I pretend that I meant to add a [sic] in after you;re

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  Kathleen February 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm

  My Lord…

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  Xbox4NappyRash February 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm

  It’s just a misunderstanding, I think an extra administration fee applies on hell admissions after 21 days or something.

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  roy February 11, 2009 at 9:05 pm

  Stupid bible basher……muppets the lot of them

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  John Braine February 12, 2009 at 10:39 pm

  That works on many levels Kathleen!

  Xbox – Ha!

  Roy, that’s insulting the genius of minah minah.

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  Ray February 27, 2009 at 10:54 am

  And three weeks later you get a job!
  ……
  ……
  ……
  in HELL!!!1!!!

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  John Braine February 28, 2009 at 10:39 am

  Hah yeah. Didn’t realise it was a job offer. I don’t usually get as long as 3 weeks to decide!

  I got another religious nutjob leaving a comment here during the week: http://www.johnbraine.com/2008/07/son-of-preacher-man.html

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  Xbox4NappyRash February 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

  With all this attention from the man above’s representatives on earth, do you not think it’s possible that you could be the chosen one?

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