Elephant pants
// September 23rd, 2008 // Uncategorized
On the way back from lunch I saw a girl wearing one of those t-shirts that looked like someone left muddy handprints over her booba loobies.
Got to thinking of an equivelant design for men and pondered over the idea of something like lipstick on pants. But then these elephant pants popped into my head. Production starts next week. Get your orders in now.
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Put me down for a pair, I’m looking to up the old self esteem.
Why is it a pair anyway? you only get one!
perhaps a giraffe one could work, err slightly reversed mind.
Grand so, that’s a single elephant pant for Roy.
And a pair with a Giraffe;s arse for.
Oops… I made a Giraffe’s arse of that comment!
wanna see an impression of a baby elephant?
*turns pockets inside out*
Booba loobies? Surely booba loobs or boobies – not both!