Archive for May, 2007

Raw Spirits

// May 30th, 2007 // No Comments » // books

Raw Spirit

Big Brother is on. So I’m off. Even though I was just about to tackle a scary pile of ironing, I’m just so rock ‘n’ roll these days! So I’ll write this instead. I’ve just finished reading ‘Raw Spirits’ by one Iain Banks. When this book came out years ago I thought I’d never read it. I had absolutely no interest in reading a book about whisky, I didn’t really like non-fiction and liked Whiskey even less. But I am a total Banksie fanboy. Anyone who knows me will have heard this before. I picked up ‘Consider Phlebas’ in the library years ago and loved it so much that I read his other 17 books, joined an Iain Banks newsgroup, and released a record with a track named after a star system called Trontsephore which plays a part in his finest sci-fi novel, The Player of Games.

Banksie is not only a fine story teller, with a great imagination, but his social commentary, philosophical meanderings, and political stances are all spot on, and nicely weaved around a ying-yang of lighthearted fun versus wry dark humour. Uncle Banksie brought me up right through my twenties, nurtured my fledgling atheism, and no doubt nudged me in the right direction on various political stances and beliefs.

So I came across ‘Raw Spirit’ again had a flick through, saw something about drunken urban climbing, which pasted a knowing smile across my face and I realised this is just Banksie waffling on about whatever he likes and mentioning Whiskey now and then. Some of the Whiskey stuff is interesting but it’s the bits in between where the good stuff lies; anti-war rants, pro-legalisation rants, drunken stories about him and his mates, setting up fake firework companies, childhood, the odd insight into writing and the usual ramblings about life in general. Was very amused to see Banskie bow down to the superstitious magic of Bill Drummond by counting some pylons in reverence (see previous Bunnies post).

He’s a self-confessed petrol head and drools over GWR (great windy roads) and the love of his life, his Landrover Discovery. Amusing enough but maybe a bit too much about roads, regardless of how great or windy. I was a waiting for the guilty punch line and was surprised to see it never appeared. In hindsight, he’s since traded in his four vehicles (including the Discovery!) and now only has a Lexus SUV hybrid. I say only….

AuchentoshanSo, it’s a pretty light hearted but fairly enjoyable read overall. Would be a bonus if you like whiskey, and a bonus of you like the mighty Banksie. Actually if you were only after a whiskey book you’d probably be annoyed by the other ramblings. From a practical perspective, I think it could have done with a summary of all the whiskies at the end, was hard to retrace and decide what to sample. I finished the book with a baby bottle of Auchentoshan, appreciated the aftertaste a bit more than your average Whiskey, but then committed the mortal sin and added some coke to finish it off. Sorry Banskie!

This is England

// May 27th, 2007 // No Comments » // films

There are some films that I just know I’m going to love the second I get a whiff of them. I saw the teaser-trailer for this ages ago and have been dying to see it since. And I wasn’t disappointed. Loved it. The opening credits alone did more for me than the running length of a lot of films I’ve sat through. Felt like I’d just witnessed a real film.

Shane Meadows is a master craftsman. I’d love to introduce him to Iain Banks and get them to film The Wasp Factory together. So what’s good about This is England? It just feels so authentic. The clothes, the hair, the nicknames, the dialog, even the mum’s very bad eighty’s hair. And there are some amazing performances in it too. Stephen Graham completely nails it as the nutjob, Combo. Move over Winstone, Graham is the facking daddy now, oi oi oi.

There are a lot of parallels with American History X but so much more to relate to from living this side of the planet. Look, if you love eighty’s youth culture, and authentic movies dripping with naturalism, run out to see this now. Or just buy it. I’ll definitely be watching this one more than a few times.

While I”m at it, I watched Harsh Times last weekend. Did this go straight to DVD? Didn’t hear anything about it. Really good movie for staying in at the weekend and having a few beers. Christian Bale is in top form, as ever, playing a fucked up ex-soldier with a soft spot for Mexicans. You can see how it’s going to end up from the very start but it doesn’t try to hide that and it’s all part of the intended build up of tension.

On the other hand, I tried to watch Terry Gilliam’s Tideland recently and couldn’t get into it at all. Fell asleep half way through and never bothered finishing it. Hard trying to find a decent DVD to watch on a tired Friday night that’s going to keep you awake!

Bunnies!

// May 23rd, 2007 // 2 Comments » // books, films, music, random, waffle

Two of my favorite things share a common theme – bunnies! Donnie Darko and a book by Bill Drummond called 45. Ok, they’re called Echo and the Bunnymen, so the link to Donnie Darko is pretty obvious. But another subtle link is that in 45, Drummond (who managed the Bunnymen), becomes obsessed with the album cover for Crocodiles, because by pure coincidence, the tree in the background looks like a big bunny; but no-one else he shows it too can see it.

45 is an absolute gem, it’s autobiographical, but it’s more like a random diary of highly amusing events between his last book, 33, which he wrote when he was 33, and 45 which he wrote at… well done! Blue Peter badge for you. If you can see the connection here, you’ll expect another book at 75. 45 is full of boyish quests, poignant observations, and personal superstitions.

For some odd reason I’ve always had a lot more time for personal, made-up superstitions than I have for established ones (horoscopes, broken mirrors, god etc). One example of Drummond’s hokery pokery is his story about drawing a magical ley line across a UK map, somehow guided by the magnetic poles and somthing to do with Elvis, then making his way along this line by foot, while concocting his own soup, in various locations, for anyone who’s happy to eat it.

Anyway, chatting in work this morning, we were trying to remember the first track in the original Donnie Darko, and of course it’s The Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen (a couple of minutes in, in the clip above). Of course because I saw this version first, I think it’s a much better opening track, than the one used for the editors cut (Never tear us apart by INXS) and almost as good as the school scene with Head over Heels by Tears for Fears. I can watch that scene over and over, it’s better than any music video, I’ll refrain from adding ‘ever’. These are the kind of films I love, where each scene can stand on it’s own as a great piece. Mullholland drive is chocka block with these. They’re especially potent when crafted around some enchanting music. Silencio!

Bunny DoodleMore bunny waffle; My standard doodle is a cartoon bunny. I get bored very easily, and I always want to be ‘doing’ something, so I fidget and doodle a lot at meetings etc. I’ve drawn this bunny hundreds of times. Annuvver fing is that I tend to get carried away with things that I get into. When I was 11 I got a rabbit. One year later I had a hundred foot compound, housing about 50 different rabbits, I mixed my own rabbit food which I sold to people who had previously bought rabbits from me, and I also sold rabbits to pet shops. I had special breeding bucks that were bred to sire litters of 12 or so, rather than a standard 5 or 6. I can honestly say I had more of a disposable income when I was 12 than I do now! I also had terrapins, mice, a single pigeon, budgies, guinea-pigs, koi, a hooded crow, and a gerbil city. They say pets can help teach kids a thing or two about life, the unverse and everything. I’ll say! I had to do some things that no 12 year old should have to experience, like mercy-killing sick rabbits and drowning baby gerbils born with no legs. And I still, very frequently, have dreams about rabbits burrowing their way out of the garden!

“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you Clarice? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs. “

What a load of waffle! So much for writing about web design.

Music articles

// May 19th, 2007 // 15 Comments » // music, writing

I’ve chucked up a few old music articles that I wrote years ago. Hardcore you know the score was written for Anorak. And the (rose-tinted) History of Dublin Clubbing was written for DUBfly. Actually they’re both fairly rose tinted. And there’s my thesis on acoustic phenomena.

Love it or hate it?

// May 13th, 2007 // No Comments » // waffle

Don’t mean to start any brown-tonguing here but I was reading the always-amusing annie rhiannon blog and one of the comments reminded me how much of a fence-sitter I am on lots of things. Whenever someone says “you either love it or hate it/him/her” I think nope definitely neither love nor hate. Bono? Nope, don’t love him or hate him. Have always found U2 to be pretty MOR, but that’s another fettle of kish. Southpark? Now that’s a popular one for the love/hate brigade but, nope, I like it now and then, can be really funny and on the button but those voices just get on my tits sometimes. No love or hate there. I can’t remember any of the other things I neither love nor hate so I’ve had a look to see what google thinks I should love or hate.

A ‘controversial’ statue of Jesus. Love or hate? Could care less more like. looks like a pretty good craftmanship but I don’t extly want to shag it.

Katamari (Playstation game)- Ok I’m a bit too honest for my own good sometimes but I had a go of this before and…yep… loved it! And I’ve just been looking for somewhere that I can buy it. Somewhere that’s not Amazon. Moving on swiftly.

An album called Drag it up by The Old 97’s ? No I’ve never heard of them either but I listened to a few tracks on Amazon and they just sound alright to me. They’re not exactly firing up emotions as powerful as love or hate.

How about some movies…

Scrooged according to one reviewer. Gimme a break, it’s a light-hearted Christmas farce, how could anyone love it or hate it?

The Rocky Horror picture show Nope. I like it. Standard fare to use the love/hate cliche for any cult movies innit? But not always true. Not for em anyway.

I found a whole list of ‘love or hate’ movies. Napolean Dynamite: Like. Royal Tenenbaums: Like but definitely not love. Kill Bill: Alright but pretty forgettable for me . Gimme Jackie Brown or Pulp any day. Lost in Translation: Really liked it but didn’t love it. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind: Ouch got me again. Love it to bits. At the same time, I’m glad to be reminded I’m not completely passionless!

Now here’s one that definitely gets me some points back. Banner advertising according to this guy. Who the fuck would love banner advertising? You either hate it or, let’s see, really really don’t like it.

Similarly, I’m a bit of fence-sitter on a lot of issues. I think fence sitting is a wise option on some things. It’s those nutters who think they have everything figured out, are 100% right, think everything is black or white, and think they have to convince everyone to of their beliefs. They’re the ones that worry me. Priests, Pro-lifers, Preachers and Pricks.

I must try some marmite. I might just like it.

Have you seen this man!?

// May 10th, 2007 // 2 Comments » // news

Something tells me the Portuguese Police are going to be looking for this man for a long time.

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Wacom Tablet

// May 9th, 2007 // No Comments » // drawing, random

I’ve wanted one of these things for years but just never felt I needed one enough to splash out. So thanks to Liz, my very generous sis-in-law, sharing a bit of a windfall in the form Amazon vouchers I finally have one!

It nearly didn’t happen though because Amazon have stopped delivering electronics and other bits and pieces to Ireland. I won’t go into details but its been discussed at length on
Michele Neylon’s blog
. Mucho thanks to Eadaoin for the suggestion and execution of getting it delivered to family in the North and dropping it down to the Pale.

Anyway, I started messing about straight away. Didn’t really know what I was doing or wanted to do and it shows!

I think I prefer the thing I scribbled together in 3 minutes. It takes a bit of getting used to but it might be a better substitution for a mouse too. Although, the one annoying thing is that you end up holding the pen while you type. Anyway, Yeeeay new toy. I’ll be having lots of fun with this and it’ll make my graphical work so much easier. Thanks Liz!

Flash banners

// May 9th, 2007 // 2 Comments » // flash, hicks, work

I’ve been doing lots of flash banners in work recently. Like this and this. Part of me feels dirty. When anyone ever asks me “isn’t that ad hilarious!?” I smile and grunt politely while thinking “No. It’s an Ad! It’s part of the life sucking force that is advertising and marketing. How could it be funny?!” And web advertising is twice as annoying. Except maybe for the fact that you learn to completely blank them out. Except when the fuckers start flashing.

But. The other part of me is thinking, “I’m sitting here all day, messing about with Flash animation and someone is paying me for this!”. Although I’m not sure how much longer I can last. I think Flash might just be the culprit who’s brought my RSI back with a vengeance and good old goat boy would be turning in his grave.


Actually here’s Goatboy on Youtube


Actually here’s Goatboy being Goatboy on Youtube

IE Shit

// May 7th, 2007 // No Comments » // css, web design

How embarrassing. I try to make sure all my sites work in every browser/platform/resolution but I forgot to go fix all the things that weren’t working properly in Internet Explorer. The footer was half-hidden, the navigation menu was looking dodge, and the drop-downs didn’t work at all.

So for all you millions and millions of people who’ve been here before and use Internet Explorer, you can actually see stuff in the Art, and Playground drop-down s now.

Flip up side ya head.

// May 4th, 2007 // No Comments » // art, random, waffle

Random computer thingy:

Discovered this a while ago by accident and then forgot about it. But it just happened again. I think it’s because I have a dodgy keyboard with sticky keys. I probably should clean it – but the last time I took a keyboard apart to clean it, I had to type without any Ts or Us for weeks. Which was grea fn!

I haven’t mentioned what I’m on about yet have I? Well here it is. If you press CTRL + ALT + any of the arrow keys on your keyboard, you can rotate your screen left or right, or flip it upside down. Mental innit? Press CTRL + ALT + UP arrow for normality. Didn’t work? Must be only the newer machines. Only works in work for me. This can come in very handy if you have an upside down head.


Apparently
this was just supposed to be a feature for Windows XP Tablet PC Edition but got carried through to standard intel machines.

Incidentally, I was going to add images of the shortcut keys before I caught a dose of The Laziness, but they weren’t as easy to find as I’d imagined. However I did stumble across some interesting paintings of keyboard keys.

The Turd of Mae

// May 3rd, 2007 // 1 Comment » // funnee, photoshop

Turd of May